BRONCO BRONK ALSO WANTS TO DO BOBBI BROWN LIPGLOSS FOR BOYS?
Bronco
is very Russian although in reality he’s ½ Russian
and very into cheesecake and Terry Richardson
just in case you didn’t know HA!
says-
so nice See Like Me
so nice to look at models behaviour on de vebsite
real nice playthings
Bronco knows your Tanya Dziahileva
Bronco knows too your Hannah Holman
Bronco do Swedish movies – no not 1970’s porn ..such a pity but Bronco like Mr.Trey Taylor
Trey do nice talking’s and presentations of fashion photo
cute boy – you must to know this and maybe just maybe he go to Hollywood
to play a younger Bronco- I allow such castings!
Trey tell Bronco nicely is it ok if I take this photo for my lookbook collection?
Photo by Christian De Fonte
ps: Is this Revlon Super Lustrous or truly Miss Bobbi Brown lipgloss?
BRONCO BRONK WANTS TERRY’S ONE-PIECE
Bronco Bronk
who?
x-Russian military turned dancer turned VIP bodyguard
as discovered by chocolatecake whilst backstage at Lido Paris tells Mi-Mi Fukawaka,
‘In morning go ape. In afternoon go ape. In night time I go ape over Richardson man
new interweb one-piece.Vont wonderful jump suit! Vont gold rolex on arm! Vont now..’
Who designed it Terry?
Marjan Pejoski or Tom Ford?
Bronco wants bad!
more
terrysdiary.com
HELLO MISTER WARD WE LOVE THE RED CARPET – YOU LOVE THE RED CARPET BUT TODAY ITS TAYLOR LAUTNER vs ROBERT PATTISON
Tony Ward doin a mix between Gene Simmons I AM KISS and I wear war-paint vs them boys starring in Twilight saga 3 Eclipse The Premiere takes place in x-hours in Hollywood and we think Barbra Straisand managed to get a ticket. Apparently like Bruce Weber she’s way-too-excited to catch a glimpse of Vampirism gone right in the 21st. Century.
Photo by Robin Black
LA’s new upstart/DIY PDF magazine download-pusher/fashion photographer/editor plus pancake maker
she’s friends with Alexi Wasser and Amanda De Cadanet .. and of course ya very own Mi-Mi Fukawaka
she is THE NEW TOUGH
OOO!
More from Napoleon Habeica aka NAPO- HABO
well that’s how chocolatecake says it!
un peu de lingerie pour madame?
peut etre -
Victoria’s Secret
La fille d’O
American Apparel
Agent Provacateur
lingerie / no lingerie
we love the blue couch! yes we do..
NAPOLEON COME HITHER
chocolatecake loves Napoleon Habeica
we believe NAPO-HABO as we like to call him is either Spanish Mexican or just-plain ol’ Mexican?
sorry we-are-naughty blogger.Just don’t know comma [ , ] yet yet yet!
South American fashion photographer meets photo editor for BABYBABYBABY magazine
they have an oh so rocken website by team-Celeste!
they myspace friends with Tom and Cory Kennedy
ooooweeee!
photo entitled Lollypop
question for Mr. Habeica – ‘..u take low carb burrito or homemade cheesecake? ‘
POPEYE THE SAILOR LOVES FAKE
ILOVEFAKEMAGAZINE
Editor -at- large and fashion photographer, Jolijin Snijders is xxx-tradinare!
Editorial entitled, ‘I’m all I want to be, a walking study in demonology’
Stylist Jordy Huinder
Hair & make up Dennis Michael
Model Michelle Paparrazi Models
View ilovefake
Mi-Mi Fukawaka channeling the sailor man thinks Popeye would do his nut for this oopsy woopsy spinach inspired hair-do!
MADGE +
Choco was invited to Le Grand Palais in Paris last week for the annual art expose – oh gosh!
Mi-Mi Fukawaka goes ga-ga over Ms. JCM represented by Galerie 64bis.
Yes, it’s point and click meets fashion reportage. In French they say le madame, ” documentaire de la haute société américaine.. .” Mi-Mi would luv for Jessie-dearest to shoot her Japanese-American friend’s upcoming butmitzvah happening next month.. by-coastal in the Hollywood Hills and The Hamptons. Photographs by Jessica Craig Martin
Image 1/ Title/ Naomi Campbell
Image 2 /Title/ Prada Weiners
Image 3 /Title/ Madonna
NAME DROPPER
‘YA SUCH A NAME DROPPER – YA KNOW THAT? says Madame Volt wearing Givenchy + Finsk
-she was doing press we think for Radio FOOFOO or is’t FEEFEE?
So who did Skyeler and his misses - Miss Wok ‘n Woll, tweeny meet at Colette for le exhibit?”
The Cobra Snake
The Selby guy – what’s his first name again?
Sophie W – ya know Olivier Zham’s friend..
Olivier Zham himself - oh gosh
We stood next to Lou Doillon – too shy to say Hello!
Walked past Trish Goff
Said ‘Hey’ to the team at Magnum
Good ol’ natter with Backstageat.com’s photographer.. ooh!
Lou Doillon- well we didn’t meet her but we stood quite close to her.. . zero nudge! ya know she is the French model
actress BLA!
Lyndsay Lohan – No! we looked and looked but didn’t see the lovely lass!
Charlie Parton – no relation to Dolly but thats Ok anyway
Little Robot- isn’t she too young to be hanging 7 30pm?
Duchess of Windsor- doubt it doubt it
More purple-diary.com
THE NAME IS FONDA. JANE FONDA
Yoga, nope.
Pilates, na!
Water aerobics, maybe..
Belly Dancing, but not for Matt Dillon..noo!
No tummy, really.
Diabetics in Beijing have found a new rush!
Hamburger + fries and a coke and Fonda.
Cheesecake and Fonda.
Duck + pancake and Fonda.
Trifle deluxe and Fonda.
Actress turned activist turned workout – guru is our kind of lady.
Try the backrole all-in-one leg twister exercise for full body contours.
Advisable for software developers, Anna Wintour type assistants, behind-the-scenes TV personnel.
WE WANT THE BOW TIE
This guy shoots and keeps a diary. Terrysdiary.com Cute bear!
IF ZSA ZSA GABOR WAS HERE SHE’D WANT HIM TO SHOOT HER FAMILY ALBUM
He shoots
French models
Italian models
Swedish models
bla bla
Russian Rockets
Rockers
Pooh Bear
plastic swords
What’s the name baby..what’s the name ?
Chris Heads and we love him
Y? because we can
BUM + NIPPLE
No it aint shot by Chris Heads or Olivier Zahm’s assistant..no sir! It aint brought to you by the team from Let Them Eat Cake Magazine [3rd photo assistant turned emerging fashion photographer or junior stylist] It’s a DIY Bum and Nipple Show.
We love a bit of amateur tush! Welcome to the world of Titty City..oowee!!
[Mi-Mi Fukawaka - make-up artist turned live music events co-ordinator so what! at Chocolate Cake believes the lady in the portrait might be donning a Roberto Cavali S/S 09 bag or perhaps it's Givenchy?]
LOUIS XIV vs THE UNION JACK
LOUIS XIV HAD A THING FOR CHOCOLATE CAKE AND JIMMY CHOO IN 2009! HAVING TAKEN A MOMENT TO PEEK INTO CHOCOLATE CAKE’S TWEENY DIARY [NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!] HE FOUND HIMSELF DRAWN DEEPER INTO THE WORLD OF ALEX-LAND. THE FRENCH ARE IN A BIT OF A DAZE. WILL THEIR KING WEAR THE BOOT OR WILL HE RETURN TO THE JIMMY PUMP? ALAS WE SHALL HAVE TO WAIT..
WHEREFORE ART THOU MISS AUDREY? WE KINDA DIG YA IN THE DENIM 1-PIECE BY DSQUARED2
Audrey Landers doing Little River – we love! The legs kill us. The denim by Dsquared2 [yeah right?] makes the team at Chocolate Cake a little dizzy. Play this blond lady’s track here! Blip.fm
CHOCOLATE CAKE IS GA – GA OVER MONSIEUR TERRY
Terry Richardson in Brazil. Le madame strech-it stretch-it stretch-it good..
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy
Ladies and some-of-em Gentlemen you can now be a fully fledged Rhinestone Cowboy or cowgirl! Whatever.. It’s the Rhinestone encrusted fan ring avec beaucoup de bling-bling. 50 Cent, Wu Tang Clan, Snoop and even Mr. P Diddy have apparently placed the HALO on order.. but this aint no knuckleduster! Available on asos.com
TEAM UNCOOL FASHION DOT YEAH!
Some African boy has a penchant for dressing up in a lumo orange Jeremy Scott outfit
and do the ‘I prance around the restaurant-thing!’ Fashion Photographer + multi media
artists mash-up their take on Afrika-land. Introducing Chris Saunders, Bee Diamond Head
and M18-J-92T based out of the town they shot the sci-fi epic District 9. Johannesburg is so TEAMUNCOOL!
The Pink Panther cries, ‘Me too, Me too I’m also in love with NTT DOCOMO’
In Japan panthers and tweeny’s parle avec les amis - talk talk talk nonstop to other panther’s and tweeny boppers 24/7 on the new KIDS mobile phone by NTT DOCOMO
HEY BRUCE WEBER NUDGE + WINK
Bruce meet Skyeler. Amateur dramatics never looked so good! American Idol aspirant but he cant sing too good turned aspiring flamenco dancer turned blogger turned wannabe actor. A so called It-boy. Says who-Liberace? He’s a young Travolta kinda meets Tony Ward meets Nick Kamen .. remember him? and he aint on the cover of Vanity Fair or represented in L.A. by ICM ? Shame baby dont cry.. Teen Vogue might dig ya! Photograph by Damon Fourie. Shot on location in N.Y. T-shirt by Levis
Shrink rap Mickey
Chocolate Cake keeps its actor luvies shrink rapped 4-Eva. We think L’uomo Vogue cover of the year!
Skyeler met Mickey 7 years back b4 his comeback! A 5minute pow-wow in L.A. on the corner of Melrose and La Cienega. Deep rap about American Indian myth, Marlboro vs Lucky Strike,cheesecake, Mini cars , his pooches, Young Hollywood + Dior knuckle dusters. They were both en route to Urth Cafe for pumpkin pie + dolope of cream. Magazine cover snapped by Miss Wok ‘N Woll at Roco News, Nottinghill Gate.
XIAOYU WANTS SUPER FAST SUZUKI TO COLLECT LEMON TART
XIAOYU – Beijing model turned actress on location in Cape Town for Bruce Lee remake.
X rides Yamaha + Shoei. Moto Biko in shop. She is taken over by the love of le gateau. Will she make it in time to collect her sweet bento box before scene 26. L-Tarts a must! for the rising star. Photographed by Mi-Mi Fukawaka. The story continues www.wearechocolatecake.blogspot.com
Dolphin Beach- the backlot
Location Tel Aviv. Punchnight by day.
Once was Pacha Club
PRE SHOW. Memorise
You can enter-
The following photographs were NOT taken by Terry Richardson.
Photography by Chocolate Cake
Art Director H.M.
Assistant Mi-Mi Fukawaka
Hey Sylvester Stallone! It’s Valeria Martinez De La Cruz from Mexico City -PA to Skyeler. Before you cast Rocky 5 follow Cake Diary
Chocolate Cake in Cape Town has a young PA to the South African fashion photographer/director in Mexico.
Miss De La Cruz [ Choco's satellite South American muse ] is located mid Tijuana. She knows Skyeler has
an addiction for Rocky 1. Rocky 2. Rocky3 and 4. The theme tune makes him dizzy. DA DA DA DA DA DA
dadada DEE DEE DEE dee dee DEE D! whatever! We want Mister Slyvester Stallone to follow us on Twitter.
Tarnation 2. Na! Na! Na! It’s H.M playen Elizabeth Taylor
Keren-Mi part 1
In Kabuki Theatre the actor holds a pose to conceal his real intentions. Once striked, the face-of-the-other or DO THE MASK can last up to 6 hours. Little Robot aka H.M. featured on the cover of The Kinema Post doing Lizzy, darling! The free vintage newspaper supplement accompany’s the literary paperback IMM. A photographic journal as moving picture show. Location. The veranda Sea Point Cape Town. Afrika circa 1960 something.
Sofia Coppola meet Skyeler. He plays Jimmy-D. Hey Mr! this aint a platform for Mills and Boon diehards
Keren-Mi part 2
Mommy’s boy doing the side profile pout for The Dean Machine publication brought to you by The Kinema Post. Photographed by Wakar Emo. Location Mercer Hotel. New York circa 2000. Who the f_ck is Skyeler and why is he doin Jimmy-D? Little Robot aka H.M.’s baby boy is an out-of-work actor turned aspiring flamenco dancer turned i-pod DJ turned creative-at-large of Chocolate Cake More www.myspace.com/chocolatecakeproductions
Louis XIV wants Jimmy and he’ll take it from the back!
Louis XIV – the prequel
The It man-of-the-moment and sorry it aint George Clooney! dashes past Park Lane en route to South Molton St.
Louis wants Jimmy’s Gesture. The leopard print patent platform sandal with a heel from God!
www.jimmychoo.com
Move over Tomato. Get your Kid Vanilla Scarf and your Passarella Death Squad T-shirt at the Fair brought to you by Surface 2 Air Paris
Is’t Grace Jones? No its Bijules A/W 09 on LeNewBlack
Fashion Weeks are now borderless– another hoo ha mash-up online thanks to LA FAMILIA at Surface 2 Air Paris.
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Vidya Narine/Founder is super-super X-cited to host Veja, a deluxe sneaker brand, including british agency easternBlock
and other selected brands to push the Fashion world in another direction online! For the first time, buyers can view and order collections hand picked at the major fashion weeks (Milan, Paris, Berlin, Copenhagen, NYC, London, Delhi etc.) from anywhere-anytime-anyplace or space!
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