DIE ANTWOORD
chicken-run?
nooooo! Its Ninja from Die Antwoord
live on stage in Afrika-land!
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featuring Slap Chips DJ, too many thongs vs dem macho Playboy boxers
photo by chocolatecake
editor Little Robot
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 28th of March, 2012
THEY DID IT AT NUMBER 56
they did wwwwaaat?
dance dance dance at Concrete 56 Shoreditch High St. London
Aqua Menswear Launch featuring a sing-a-long performance by Feral MC Kinky
so where was chocolatecake’s Misses Mi-Mi Fukawaka den..hey?
riden grand pony’s in Clardiges Mayfair…
photo by WeKnowWhatYouDidLastNight
press EllaDror
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 3rd of August, 2011
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WE EN-ROUTE TO AFRIKA LAND..BEEN INVITED FOR THE SUMMER HOLS
The Barnett family featured in The Kinema Post.
A free vintage newspaper supplement published by Dinky-Bloc
A photographic journal as moving picture show, an overview of the Maraney and Barnett family, set between London and Cape Town. The limited edition newspaper accompany’s the surreal memoir, I Married My Mother by Hilary Maraney.
Who is Alf Barnett? [the bloke in the middle]
Little Robot aka Neo-Benshi’s Grandpapa!
He was one of the first proprietors of pubs with Kinema’s in London 1920
Not only was he the chucker outer of East End thugs but the scene shifter for Charlie Chaplin’s Vaudeville acts.
Stocked
London
BFI bookstore
The Photographers Gallery
Paris
Shakespeare and Co
Palais de Tokyo
OFR
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 14th of June, 2011
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MEETING UP WITH THE MARANEY CLAN. THE SNAKE PIT. MUIZENBURG CAPE TOWN 1935
The story continues on the shelf at BFI bookstore and Waterstones Kensington
Literary Memoir/ I Married My Mother
Newspaper supplement/ The Kinema Post
Spring/Summer 1935
Black swimming trunk – the male one piece by Giorgio Armani
Another Maraney
Now. Not on beach
twitter
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 13th of June, 2011
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BRING BACK JR…BUT YOU NOT SUE ELLEN
I Married My Mother by Hilary Maraney
What ya expect when you live in re-runs.
DALLAS.TV SOAP circa 1980. plays African continent.
www.twitter.com/dinkydot
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 12th of June, 2011
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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO THOUGHT THAT WISHES REALLY DO COME TRUE
… and then she discovered The Forbiden Room and became Little Robot
scribd.com/dinky-bloc
twitter.com/dinkydot
Photography by Benny Maraney
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 1st of June, 2011
And filed under book, H.M., I Married My Mother, Little Robot, The Forbiden Room
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MARY POPPINS HAS A LITTLE GIRL? YA KIDDEN .. ITS SCRIBD’S RISING NEW STARLET AND SHE’S ONLY 3
Little Robot aka H.M. is Scribd’s rising star.
She scribled I Married My Mother – a literary memoir in the genre of a Japanese I-novel.
I Married My Mother uncovers the complex relationship between a mother and a daugther, from a dreamlike quality of wonder to fragile emotional states. A surreal memoir about a little girl growing up in Cape Town in the fifties, set against the backdrop of a white middle class society, seen through the eyes and voice of the child. A holographic journey into the psychological effects of hosting the ‘enemy within’, the heroine scarred by the myriad reflections of her mother’s negative entities.
More www.scribd.com/dinky-bloc
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 1st of June, 2011
And filed under dinky-bloc, H.M., Hilary Maraney, Little Robot, memoir
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H.M. PLAYEN ELIZABETH TAYLOR
Keren-Mi part 1
In Kabuki Theatre the actor holds a pose to conceal his real intentions. Once striked, the face-of-the-other or DO THE MASK can last up to 6 hours. Little Robot aka H.M. featured on the cover of The Kinema Post doing Lizzy, darling! The free vintage newspaper supplement accompany’s the literary paperback IMM. A photographic journal as moving picture show. Location. The veranda Sea Point Cape Town. Afrika circa 1960 something.
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 23rd of May, 2011
And filed under dinky-bloc, H.M., Hilary Maraney, The Kinema Post
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MI-MI FUKAWAKA DOES MONKEY BY MARJAN PEJOSKI
chocolatecake’s tweeny stylist..yes miss Mi-Mi Fukwaka rolls up in the Rolls-nips into Kokontozai Soho and can’t resist le petit monkey avec Swarovski crystals and green fox fur.. naughty naughty naughty brooch but oh so animal! by Marjan Pejoski
Stick it on ya vintage T-shirt or your Jeremy Scott one-piece ‘snickers bar logo’ dress
image via KTZ
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 4th of August, 2010
And filed under Green Monkey Brooch, Jeremy Scott Snickers bar logo dress, KTZ, Marjan Pejoski, Mi-Mi Fukawaka, Rolls Royce, Swarovski crystals
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SWAN-SONG
Bronco buy lovely jumper with animal print for Bronco’s baby sister
Tatjyana Bronk whose studying quantum phsyics in nice university in Moscow.
Mi-Mi Fukawaka say -
Is’t duck?
Is’t swan?
Is’t goose or.. .
choco knows it’s a bird of somesort
silly-billy its a peacock heehee!
label Alpha 60 Womens A/W 2010
color cream plus fabric silk
If you wana stock-it get hold of Elvis
elvis@robinsonpfeffer.com
So this Russian nobody vs wannabe is getting into the Australian fashion scene.
How did he do it?
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 6th of July, 2010
And filed under Alpha 60, bird bird bird bird, ELVIS, Peacock, RobinsonPfeffer, SWAN-SONG
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BRONCO BRONK HAS FETISH FOR MOUSE AND SLIP-ON’S
Bronco takes JCDC heel to Square dance class
crazy he can’t do the line-up in ladies footwear?
but reports say he has special luv interest for mouse plus the Trump’s!
½ Russian x-military man says
learn to dance gud
for Ivana and Ivanka
they-like
you-like
no bullsheet!
am fashion forward you must too know this
why to bring adidas trainers when you can do real gud
with Jean-Charles de Castelbajac
yes I see on colette catalogue
I purchase nice heel on de – veb!
image via highsnobette
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 30th of June, 2010
And filed under Bronco Bronk, JCDC, Micky Mouse, Square dance
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DADDY BUY ME A NICE HORSEY
Valerie Simpson from mid-England says,
Dont be sad Daddy!
I love you Daddy
I really do – but I love my Chanel Polo helmet loads
chanel online
a must-have accesory for all good schoolgirls
Daddy,
‘.. but this isn’t show jumping time in Hampshire, darling?’
I want to go ride horsey and I want to go now daaddddyyyyy!
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 21st of June, 2010
And filed under Chanel, Chanel Polo Helmet, Daddy Daddy, Horse riding is good
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LIBERACE PLAYS THEPOP
oooh-we luv a little bit of Liberace on the piano
oooooooweee! we really luv the shocking pink crystal one-piece
trousers and jacket thang
the sideburns sure are given Elvis a run-for-his-money
and lets not forget the nail polish..this is our kind of man!
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 8th of May, 2010
And filed under LIBERACE, Liberace vs Elvis sideburns, SAMBA, shocking pink crystal jacket
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IF PHARREL CAN DO BLING THEN SO CAN JAMES + STEVIE’S LITTLE POOCH
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Not only does ‘Paradise’ the much loved pooch do sock couture like no other dog in good Ol Blitey!
but this canine has a spanking New York Yankee pendant on order.
Miss Wok ‘n Woll, tweeny thinks Paradise watches way too much MTV.
Just cause Ludacris plus Lil Wayne do it-
Not to mention Liberace back in the day..this doesn’t mean Paradise has gotta follow suit..but hey if the pooch wants a silver sparkler or two- to attract Miss Pacha – a very very very loose poodle which hangs doe-eyed somewhere off Brixton High Street – well whose to blame the luvvi?
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 6th of May, 2010
And filed under Bling, Miss Pacha, MTV, New York Yankee pendant, Paradise
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‘PARADISE’ – DOES SOCK COUTURE
Backstory
James + Steve have a pooch.
Jame’s has a thing for Jimmie Dean and Stevie- well he goes Ape! over Steve Mcqueen.
They best best best of friends! They are housemates who share Paradise.
Paradise-Couture as his known by the neighbours in Brixton has a penchant for them little guys who run
around the pitch all day in the USA chasen em-balls..
Paradise wont be seen dead without his New York Yankee sock whether on parade at Berlin Fashion Week
or doing time heavens-for-bid on J+S’s super sized speed boat in Ibiza.
Photo by Mi-Mi Fukawaka for Chocolate Cake. Location Soho. Shot on Blackberry Curve.
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 29th of April, 2010
And filed under New York Yankee socks, Paradise, pooch, sock courture, super sized speed boat
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THE YEAR IS 1953
School Gallery Paris presents Stories © by Deborah Hirsch.
Marilyn, 2009, huile sur toile, dyptique, 40×64 cm
Miss Wok ‘n Woll, tweeny ran around and around the block in anticipation to see her leading lady.
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 28th of April, 2010
And filed under Deborah Hirsch, Marilyne Monroe, School Gallery, Stories
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KRON
In Iceland fairies play the ‘ I DO NIGHTLIFE IN HEELS’ thang
It’s a KRON world by kronkron
A shoe brand from the same place Bjork was born!
Designed by Hugrun Arnadottir and Magni Porsteinsson
S/S2010 is made by hand in the city of Elda in Spain
HOLA HOLA!
kronbykronkron
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 23rd of February, 2010
And filed under fairies, heels, Iceland, Kron by kronkron
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IVANA, DARLINK! DON’T WORRY WE CATER FOR RUSSIANS AND AMERICANS
Ivana Trump does cake and we are proud.
‘Donald will be just fine! Don’t vorry sweetie..We have him seated with Frank Sinatra the wannabe singer/performer from America’s Got Talent.Cerise + lace is the perfect fit for your sponge. Baked goods at your 119th function.. they going to love it!’
At Chocolate Cake -
We do guest list.
We do VIP guest list.
We do catering.
We do baby showers.
We do weddings.
We do not do butmitzvah’s.. too noisy
We do luxury brands.
We do parties on yachts.
We do not do trade shows.
We do big movie releases and we do uploads.
We do fake-Russian accent.
We do Live DJ.. ‘Yes bring your Josh Groban and Julio Iglesias collection- we play CD!’
These offerings are nice.
Photo courtesy of Elena Nikitin/Russian bride/located near the Black Sea circa 1967
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 18th of January, 2010
And filed under cake, catering, chocolatecake, Ivana Trump, VIP private function
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WHEREFORE ART THOU MISS AUDREY? WE KINDA DIG YA IN THE DENIM 1-PIECE BY DSQUARED2
Audrey Landers doing Little River – we love! The legs kill us. The denim by Dsquared2 [yeah right?] makes the team at Chocolate Cake a little dizzy. Play this blond lady’s track here! Blip.fm
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 31st of December, 2009
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WHERE’S LITTLE ROBOT?
I’m off to join in the search
Alf doing W.Churchill on his daily walkies.. we need a lead
best foot forward now
Little Robot online
Little Robot on twitter
Little Robot on scribd
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 13th of October, 2009
And filed under book, dinky-bloc, H.M., Little Robot
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LITTLE ROBOT DROPS ACID IN GEISHA LAND
Hold it! Sue Ellen wannabe aka H.M. is an artist? H.M. is Little Robot H.M. is Double Cherry Blossom
Who the f_ck is H.M. ?
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 9th of October, 2009
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A PORTAL INTO PINK SMASH PANCAKE
Oil on canvas by H.M.
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 9th of October, 2009
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CHOCOLATECAKE’S ART DIRECTOR SCRIBBLES
Chinese Ink and Gauche on paper. Artist Hilary Maraney.
H.M. on myspace. H.M online
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 9th of October, 2009
And filed under art, H.M., Hilary Maraney
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SOD THE LAUNCH OF THE E-BOOK WE OFF TO LINDYHOP AT THE GRAND OPENING OF CHOCOLATECAKE
Lily – The Chaperone
plus Billy the hired help
Mark and Phil glam-it
Closh Hat Harvey Nichols
Slacks [nip + tuck] by Saville Row
Coat Dior
Shoes Lilly and Skinner
Hold it! That bear on WEARECHOCOLATECAKE blog
just cause he’s read Jackie Collins on iPhone doesn’t make
him the Oxford Literary elite.. I’ve done time with Dean and Dan Canten and Yves
Saint Laurent-ya know..now its time for some of her Majesty’s tea and a bit
of hoo-ha. Are the ladies from Lula Mag, Jessica Stout and Leith Clark on the guest list?
Our babes [ Gugguletu ] are ready to swing it on the dance floor.
Perambulators curtesy of Hamley’s, Regent St. London
We wear tartan Top Shop
Jersey Pringle
Shoes Clarks
Ankle whites Sock Shop
Hair by Toni and Guy
Flights delayed. Cape Town 1973
Dam. I’ll have to boogie with Grandma. Where’s
Branson when you need him. Oh! Virgin.
Costume by Alexander McQueen
Apparently Kate Bush is invited.
Sent her stand in. Double Cherry Blossom.
aka H.M.
Negliche Victoria Secret
Diamond Earings Tiffany
Hair Howard Harrison at Stannard & Slingsby
Make up MAC
Nails Revlon Fire Red
Dont forget the shoulder shimmer gloss by Hawaiin Tropica
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 26th of July, 2009
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HEY! SUE ELLEN WANNABE BELIEVES SHE’S CHANNELING BILLY THE KID
Billy Charcoal on paper. No one gives a dam about your side profile pout.
Billy Charcoal on paper. Morph-o-genics. The Kid shudders.
Billy Charcoal on paper. I AM BILLY. Yes, Sir you are a ‘cowboy’.. whatever
Hilary Maraney aka H.M./Little Robot/Double Cherry Blossom/Miss Sue Ellen wannabe
also does F-D .. figurative drawing?
More //Metaphyiscal vs Figurative
This was posted by ChocolateCake on the 22nd of July, 2009
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MOVE OVER TOMATO. GET YOUR KID VANILLA SCARF AND YOUR PASSERELA DEATH SQUAD T-SHIRT AT THE FAIR BY SURFACE 2AIR
Is’t Grace Jones? No its Bijules A/W 09 on LeNewBlack
Fashion Weeks are now borderless– another hoo ha mash-up online thanks to LA FAMILIA at Surface 2 Air Paris.
LENEWBLACK 1st ever commercial online fashion fair allows selected brands and stores to do their thang 360 days.. 80 brands, a network of 5,000 buyers, 40 countries online and counting.
Permanent and global, LENEWBLACK is composed of wholesale showrooms which allow buyers to view and order collections online.
Vidya Narine/Founder is super-super X-cited to host Veja, a deluxe sneaker brand, including british agency easternBlock
and other selected brands to push the Fashion world in another direction online! For the first time, buyers can view and order collections hand picked at the major fashion weeks (Milan, Paris, Berlin, Copenhagen, NYC, London, Delhi etc.) from anywhere-anytime-anyplace or space!
SS10 will be international and qualitative, the best of every fashion week.
Buyer
Brand
Agency
Link + Peek
www.lenewblack.com