Mi-Mi Fukawaka and Skyeler take a break at Cafe de Flore pour le chocolat chaud + les oeufs avec le fromage! Interviewing Fi Bitmead. A grand dame from Oxfordshire doing her time at The Lido – apparently she dances very nice.
Guess who was sitting next to le petit Japonais Choco stylist?
Yeah Mr. Richardson!
Fi lent over and apparently he has a thing for chocolatecake..
OOWEE!
Mi-Mi Fukawaka say in 1/2 Nippon language+broken english, ’Paris Fashion Week for Chocolate Cake was so tiring – oh so tiring running in YSL booties to Chanel – oo la la darlen! and then to Chloe but highilght to see my hero Monsieur America. Such a clever cowboy photographer. He has a spanking good ol’ rolex watch. It’s gold!’
ITS NOT JUST ROSTI + BOCKWURST COMING OUT OF BERLN YA KNOW!
AQ-1 / The Latin code for eagle
Chocolate Cake doing Paris Fashion Week [ what ya doing? ] discovers Christina Arend- a German based hipster going from stations at Kaviar Gauche in Berlin to stints at Fendi N.Y. to designing arrondisment Aq-1. It’s her dare and do world and of course Mi-Mi Fukawaka – our very own junior stylist at Choco just had to have the deep dark clutch bag! We think Liberace would go for the cosmos scarf- tres chic monsieur TRES!
As Hugh Hefner says, ‘Its Showtime’
Backstory feaurting The Hello Projectionist story
Mr.Gable + Vivien Leigh en-route
If Mi-Mi Fukawaka can blog Dee & Ricky’s bow tie vs Terry Richardson’s little bear bow special
then my gosh our boy Clark can ride into London doin the bow tie thang-
Mr.Gable Hey Giddy-Up! Are we late.. for the lauch of THE POP?
Miss Viv Leigh That was so 2009. What year are you in?
HIGH NOON well it aint high-tea is it darling? distributed by United Artists
Gary Cooper You looken glum – real glum misses. Grace Kelly What’s a lady gotta do to be on the list for the re-launch of the launch of THE POP? Gary We have to track down Mi-Mi Fukawaka and her little VIP black book. Grace The list. Find the guest list and have the Editor-in-Chief Black Berry messenger me.. yes Mister?
In Iceland fairies play the ‘ I DO NIGHTLIFE IN HEELS’ thang
It’s a KRON world by kronkron
A shoe brand from the same place Bjork was born!
Designed by Hugrun Arnadottir and Magni Porsteinsson
S/S2010 is made by hand in the city of Elda in Spain
HOLA HOLA! kronbykronkron
Mi-Mi Fukawaka has a thing for Yvan Rodic.
Model + vintage biker jacket mid-town Barcelona.
WE LOVE THE NON-STOP Y.R. PHOTO DIARY.. its a facehunter world!
SKYELER WANTS SHAYNE LAMAS AND SKYELER WANTS LEIGH LEZARK AND SKYELER WANTS MARION COTILLARD
THE BANG-IT OUT ON SOMETHING STORY
A THERAPY SESSION
Yeah -Terry Richardson has pictures of Terry + the psychiatrist on terrysdiary
Yeah -Skyeler who? ya know Chocolate Cake’s first-time actor turned wannabe blogger does time-in-the-chair no it aint a couch and
no he dont lie down on it
Yeah – the psychologist consults from Afrika-land
and says, “..if you can’t date Shayne Lamas, Leigh Lezark and Marion Cotillard at the same time cause they dont even know you exist and you dont feel too good then next time leave out the 30day ritual
at Betty Ford and bang it out on a plastic toy or something.. If Gene Krupa, Lionel Hampton and Chico Hamilton can bang-it-good then so can you .. besides Betty Ford is so 1980’s! You do not want to be doing I RUN TO CLINICS ALL MY LIFE NOW DO-YA?”
Joseph vs Julio Little Robot is backstage.
A musical comedy star.
Yes,she’s in training.
The next Sussie Boyle. Really? ..but she’s 11years younger than Tavi?
Chocolate Cake portal – Scribd’s rising little star is channeling the music Greats. Well it aint Julio’s uber-son, Enrique, but a former Greek God will do! It’s Joseph Schmidt doin the tenor thing vs Julio Inglesias doin ‘I pray to always be dressed by my South Korean stylist’ Hmm – with a penchant for everything and I mean everyting Giorgio Armani?
‘I pray to be dressed in white Armani suit.’
‘I pray to be dressed in white Armani socks.’
‘I pray to be dressed in white Armani loafers.’
AND/OR
‘I pray to be dressed in white tennis sneakers-always’
MORE twittter.com/dinkydot
.. . so was it Rudolph Valentino’s niece on the cover of the 3 Minute Miracle Issue?
Noo!
backstory/Soho circa 2007
Chocolate Cake was runnen runnen runnen looking for Jake Scott the son of Ridley Scott’sBlack Dog. Not a pooch exactly. We had a guide. We had a driver. We just couldn’t find the door. Shame.Shame.Shame. Blind- perhaps.. Before turning George Michael’s Bentley around yeah ya guest right on-loan for the meeting with Jakey we couldn’t help but peek inside Antipodium A couple of Aussies were doin-time in the United Kingdom. Notably, Mr. Geoffrey J. Finch along with Ashe Peacock and her lil-sister Fenella. The traveling minstrels started a label which they say, ’started as a happy accident.’ Antipodium = a store + PR + wholesale agency for fashion brands, including Alice McCall, Karen Walker and Gail Sorronda. British Vogue had their eye on the collections. oowee!
Fan base, includes
Beth Ditto
Mi-Mi Fukawaka
thecocknbullkid
Valentine Fillol-Cordier
DoubleCherryBlossom
Alexa Chung
ETC
We had a lovely day drinking Castlemain XXXXpronounced fourex and Orange Blossom cake. Taking style notes from LittleHero and Tillerwilliams -the design studio big guns who designed the Miracle Issues.
Miss Wok ‘N Woll, tweeny slips into bed with her Momoeri High Heel Slippers.
She checked herself into The Mondrian L.A.
She do luxury room. It’s named the Studio Double Double. She do luxury gym.
She do luxury strawberry drink. She do luxury massage. She do semi-skimmed luxury milk
with breakfast-in-bed. Then ready to blog-it good with Lady Gaga’s PR team live via Blackberry.
You mean instant messenger services?
Well yeah..
Next she do lunch with Britney’s people. Miss W-N-W wants to interview Britney Spears baby sister, Miss Jamie Lynn,
for Teen Vogue. Oh Gosh!
Slipper start-size 22.5cm 5 -5- US
Dimension heel to toe width 8 cm
Heel height 7.5 cm
Mi-Mi Fukawaka who? Born Kinki Japan.
Fame/Japan -under 9’s ‘You-Know-Everything-About’ Champion turned junior stylist at Chocolate Cake
wants wants wants LV’s gold studded Fuchsia Pochette Courtney. Available from Louis Vuitton stores Feb 2010.
tidbit/ Mi-Mi blew THE TWEENY CLUB HEAVEN GROUP away answering all 99 of a possible 100 questions related to Quentin Tarantino. Apparently the actor turned writer-director was so touched by Mi-Mi’s skills that he’s casting her in the upcoming remake of The Love Boat. No comment as of yet by The Weinstein Group.
Yoga, nope.
Pilates, na!
Water aerobics, maybe..
Belly Dancing, but not for Matt Dillon..noo!
No tummy, really.
Diabetics in Beijing have found a new rush!
Hamburger + fries and a coke and Fonda.
Cheesecake and Fonda.
Duck + pancake and Fonda.
Trifle deluxe and Fonda.
Actress turned activist turned workout – guru is our kind of lady.
Try the backrole all-in-one leg twister exercise for full body contours.
Advisable for software developers, Anna Wintour type assistants, behind-the-scenes TV personnel.
YEAH WE WERE AROUND IN THE 1980’s! WE DID DALLAS AND FALCON CREST.THEN CAME DYNASTY – THE SNEAKER
Nike Dynasty ’81 S/S 2010
Yeah Kanye West wants it. Yeah Mary J Blige’s niece in North Carolina wants it.
Yeah Pharrell wants it. Hell we sure Blake Carrington wants it.. and no it aint strawberry ice cream
although yay-that’s so super! It’s a sneaker. Like DA! Stocked in Colette
DEMIS ROUSSOS IS GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ZAC POSEN’S MASSEUSE IF HE HAS ONE MORE SWEDISH TUG +TICKLE
Artemios Ventouris Roussos [ former Greek God who did time with Vangelis ] has requested the company of Eley Kishimoto to be his personal tailer. The former member of Aphrodite’s Child is looking to shed Joseph’s technicolor dream coat! He was last seen in Miami’s Raleigh Hotel locked up with Zac’s massage-guy!
Mi-Mi Fukawaka wouldn’t mind a little tickle here and there.. .
IVANA, DARLINK! DON’T WORRY WE CATER FOR RUSSIANS AND AMERICANS
Ivana Trump does cake and we are proud.
‘Donald will be just fine! Don’t vorry sweetie..We have him seated with Frank Sinatra the wannabe singer/performer from America’s Got Talent.Cerise + lace is the perfect fit for your sponge. Baked goods at your 119th function.. they going to love it!’
At Chocolate Cake -
We do guest list.
We do VIP guest list.
We do catering.
We do baby showers.
We do weddings.
We do not do butmitzvah’s.. too noisy
We do luxury brands.
We do parties on yachts.
We do not do trade shows.
We do big movie releases and we do uploads.
We do fake-Russian accent.
We do Live DJ.. ‘Yes bring your Josh Groban and Julio Iglesias collection- we play CD!’
These offerings are nice.
Photo courtesy of Elena Nikitin/Russian bride/located near the Black Sea circa 1967
They Pose.
They Pout.
They’re potty-trained and they twins.
Back in the early 1940’s Blackeen Eiger and his sister Blakeen Jungrau
were canine royalty during their reign as champions of The Poodle Club.
Location: mid-England
Apparently, Paris Hilton, has her eye on a wonderful poodle currently living in West Hollywood
Tip’d to be the next It-dog for 2010!
PAM PAM PAM – YOU CAN DO OLD STREET JUST DON’T FORGET ROBERTO CAVALLI’S BOOTIES
Pamela Anderson could make it through the snowflakes [ if the crystal cluster's pop-back ] from Old Street to London Bridge if she could only remember to pack the fluffy heels! No – it aint a snowboot but dam right it will insulate her footsies. You too can play like Pam courtesy of Roberto Cavalli.
IF ZSA ZSA GABOR WAS HERE SHE’D WANT HIM TO SHOOT HER FAMILY ALBUM
He shoots
French models
Italian models
Swedish models
bla bla
Russian Rockets
Rockers
Pooh Bear
plastic swords What’s the name baby..what’s the name ? Chris Heads and we love him
Y? because we can
DEAR GENT! BEFORE ENTERING THE RITZ HOTEL PLEASE BE SURE TO BE DRESSED IN YE-BEST SLACKS MINUS THE GARTER
Attention ye-old-git! All em puka-ladies waiting patiently in the corner of the salon want to undress you..should you wear Dee & Ricky’s lego clip on bow tie. Go on be a devil! Let Madge and Valerie [ who did way too much time in Tatler Magazine backissue 1946, 1947 and 1948] rip-it off!
“Gosh! James it’s just marvelous to be over 80 and still adored for all you have left in the tank?”
..and a jolly good day to you, Sir!
IF MISS PATSY KENSIT CAN WEAR HER BROOCH TO OASIS ‘BEST OF FANS’ BREAKFAST – DO’S THEN SO CAN YOU
Apparently Marki Mark, you mean Marc Jacobs? silly billy blogger did cartwheels over D+R’s lego pieces. Dee and Ricky brooche’s available from RSVPgallery.
No it aint shot by Chris Heads or Olivier Zahm’s assistant..no sir! It aint brought to you by the team from Let Them Eat Cake Magazine [3rd photo assistant turned emerging fashion photographer or junior stylist] It’s a DIY Bum and Nipple Show.
We love a bit of amateur tush! Welcome to the world of Titty City..oowee!!
[Mi-Mi Fukawaka - make-up artist turned live music events co-ordinator so what! at Chocolate Cake believes the lady in the portrait might be donning a Roberto Cavali S/S 09 bag or perhaps it's Givenchy?]
LOUIS XIV HAD A THING FOR CHOCOLATE CAKE AND JIMMY CHOO IN 2009! HAVING TAKEN A MOMENT TO PEEK INTO CHOCOLATE CAKE’S TWEENY DIARY [NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!] HE FOUND HIMSELF DRAWN DEEPER INTO THE WORLD OF ALEX-LAND. THE FRENCH ARE IN A BIT OF A DAZE. WILL THEIR KING WEAR THE BOOT OR WILL HE RETURN TO THE JIMMY PUMP? ALAS WE SHALL HAVE TO WAIT..
Long live the bootie by Alexander Mc Queen. If its good enough for Swarovski to glue-em diamond rocks to them heels then its good enough for Miss Wok ‘n Woll, tweeny to dream her feet to fit-perfect one day! Right now she’s a Japanese size 7.5
W.C. FIELDS SENT A LETTER TO CHOCOLATE CAKE IN WHICH HE STATES ‘ I WANNA BE BLOGGED BY YOU JUST YOU AND NOBODY ELSE BUT YOU’
William Claude Dukenfield is an X- juggler for Vaudeville meets American actor.
Once upon a time he played Micawber in MGM’s production of David Copperfield based on the novel by Charles Dickens
Released in January 1935
Mi-Mi Fukawaka reads further that he would love an audience with John Galliano, the producers of 24, Status Quo, Beck and most notably he writes, ” Madame Fukawaka who is Doutzen Krous? Delictable. Her eye’s gives me THE TREMBLE. Rather- and in all the wrong places. Perhaps you could speak to her booker? Would it be presumptious to request the presence of such a glorious lady to attend her Majesty’s tea at The Parlour Room? This will include chocolate eclairs and Old English toffee custard slices. Your attention to this urgent matter of the heart would be most appreciated.” Kindly W.C. ps: should things develop further their is always the chance to nip into Sketch’s library for a good read.
Suit by Savile Row tailers
Top Hat by Dorfman- yeah its traditional wool
Gloves by Burberry
Mr. Brooks meet Benjamin Skye. If you like Cary Grant you might be taken by this blogger turned first-time actor. He promises to bring bleenies and lokshen kugel to the casting..Chocolate Cake will do just about anything to be featured in your next production. He don’t sing too good hence a no show at American Idol but he sure can hold a spear. Hello Broadway!
Give me a ‘b’ B!
Give me an ‘e’ E!
Give me a ‘t’ T and one more ‘t’ T
and an ‘i’ I and another ‘e’ E!
What does that give you?
A 1950’s wannabe cheerleader?
No..one oh so sexypin-up girl
Please can we touch.
Oh Dasha Zhukova.. we heard you do a good ol Cherry Pie with a dollop of whipped cream and Strawberry-Rhubarb Pie..not to mention your Kahlua Black Russian Pie! Miss Betty would be proud.
FOR ALL WE KNOW BRANDO MIGHT RETURN IN 2010 FOR A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE AND A GUEST APPEARANCE ON STRICTLY COME DANCING
Mi – Mi Fukawaka’s hint for whose going to be blowing up in 2010
Big Bands I AM DOLPHIN/facebookgroup
Brando
Bambi Faline T-shirts
Lafilledo’s transparent panties: caramel noir
The Wombles
Ronnie Corbett
Band of Horses
Miss Piggy ear muffs
Cheesecake
Cartier diamond drop earrings
Dasha Astafieva
Japanese I-novels
Peter Kay
Hello Kitty clutch bags
Maxims de Paris dark chocolate fondant ganache
Versace’s Cinema Perfume eau de parfum spray
Moshi Moshi Records
One and Only Spa
Chanel lip gloss
Introducing Clout. A band. Styled by someone who believes in the power of the Hawaiian shirt and we wish we were loving Freja Beha Erichsen, Leigh Lezark, Katy Perry, Natasha Khan, Eva Green, Abbey Lee, Dame Edna Everage, Coco Rocha, Dasha Zhukova, Karli Kloss, Lara Stone, Rihanna, Elisha Cuthbert and Miss Piggy.Hey Mister – all at the same time?
This guy shoots and keeps a diary. 
