BRONCO LUV TERRY BUT TERRY MOMMY SAY WHAT?

Bronco Bronk luvs Terry’s diary.
Yeah we know- so ?
He now starts his own for choco which includes Hustler nipple caps!

naughty Russian

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HARLEQUIN

they do poodle
they do daschhund
they do cupcakes
they do gothica
they do harlequin rings
tis plastic plexi glass bling
they danish
luv luv zarahvoigt

Mi-Mi Fukawaka has a thing for the zebra wood!
cause she spends too much time in Afrika hunting buffalo

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FUCK BUTTONS

Bronco Bronk
Russian freelance stylist discovered by Mi-Mi Fukawaka
get over it he’s only doing OK! Magazine was apparently kicked out of Ponystep’s
last soirre for chanting I-have-thing-for-Olivier Zham-not-Terry all night and we mean all night long.. .

‘I dont do acid but I do FUCK BUTTONS.
I think now gud gud gud to have penguin as home-pet!
Yes Japanese do nice DJ not like the bastards in Ukraine
who only play commercial disco on weekends!’

em-buttons on myspace

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BRONCO BRONK STARS ON ASVF

Bronco Bronk is way to beside himself as he’s been nudged plus blipped on ASVF
by Mi-Mi Fukawaka whose taken Bronco under her little wing at chocolatecake!
He has a thing for Mister Richardson and apparently Little House on the Prairie one piece floral dresses.

The Russian’s english lessons are coming on nicely-

” We behind in the USSR.. . yes but you know I take my time before shooting Vogue so I watch many TV drama in Hotel.
Like Highway to Heaven, Michael Landon has such nice hair with special sheen and then Little House on the Prarie is gud..
real gud for style guide. In Dalnereschensk we wait for Kourtney & Khloe take Miami! ”

Bronco’s Soap stars vs style guide on www.ashadedviewonfashion.com

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MI-MI FUKAWAKA DOES MONKEY BY MARJAN PEJOSKI


chocolatecake’s tweeny stylist..yes miss Mi-Mi Fukwaka rolls up in the Rolls-nips into Kokontozai Soho and can’t resist le petit monkey avec Swarovski crystals and green fox fur.. naughty naughty naughty brooch but oh so animal! by Marjan Pejoski

Stick it on ya vintage T-shirt or your Jeremy Scott one-piece ’snickers bar logo’ dress
image via KTZ

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BRONCO DOES DIAMONDS YA KNOW!

Bronco Bronk wears his Rolex with pride when entering Canters delicattesen on Fairfax West-Hollywood
circa 2010 and no the diamonds did not fall into the Kneidel soup!

..just cause Terry Richardson and we think Micky Rourke including Liberace’s former stylist wear gold round-em-wrists
dont mean this Russian charlatan of sorts has gotta follow!

photo Rolex Cosmograph
diamond studded courtesy facebook

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BRONCO HAS A THING FOR LARGE WHEELS- JUST LIKE HIS BIG BIG BIG COLLECTION OF BETTY CROCKER COOKBOOKS

Bronco last spotted in Cape Town going GA GA – no not Lady G! bla!
ga-ga-ga as in oogle over the american vintage automobile
over sized wheels is now his thang- apparently he wants to barter his cookbooks for le grand moto
come on Mister Russian who-ever vs whatever you can’t let go just yet of Miss Betty’s recipes!!

‘ Like to bake on weekends- but you know I like to drive fast car and read Asterix comic and on occasion Butt Magazine but you know I like so much recipe for Czechoslovakian Coffee Cake..is so nice this cream cheese filling. I tell you.’

See Bronco day ride. Yes it’s a DIY skateboard
See Bronco night ride . Oh yeah it’s a Porsche.. naturally

photo chocolatecake

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SWAN-SONG


Bronco buy lovely jumper with animal print for Bronco’s baby sister
Tatjyana Bronk whose studying quantum phsyics in nice university in Moscow.

Mi-Mi Fukawaka say -
Is’t duck?
Is’t swan?
Is’t goose or.. .

choco knows it’s a bird of somesort
silly-billy its a peacock heehee!

label Alpha 60 Womens A/W 2010
color cream plus fabric silk
If you wana stock-it get hold of Elvis
elvis@robinsonpfeffer.com

So this Russian nobody vs wannabe is getting into the Australian fashion scene.
How did he do it?

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BRONCO BRONK ALSO WANTS TO DO BOBBI BROWN LIPGLOSS FOR BOYS?

Bronco
is very Russian although in reality he’s ½ Russian
and very into cheesecake and Terry Richardson

just in case you didn’t know HA!
says-

so nice See Like Me
so nice to look at models behaviour on de vebsite
real nice playthings
Bronco knows your Tanya Dziahileva
Bronco knows too your Hannah Holman
Bronco do Swedish movies – no not 1970’s porn ..such a pity but Bronco like Mr.Trey Taylor
Trey do nice talking’s and presentations of fashion photo
cute boy – you must to know this and maybe just maybe he go to Hollywood
to play a younger Bronco- I allow such castings!
Trey tell Bronco nicely is it ok if I take this photo for my lookbook collection?

Photo by Christian De Fonte

ps: Is this Revlon Super Lustrous or truly Miss Bobbi Brown lipgloss?

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‘MOVE OVER JOHN TRAVOLTIS- BRONCO VONT CAST NOW FOR SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER 2′

Bronco spent how many hours on BlackBerry instant messenger last night to his agent in L.A.?
Mi-Mi Fukawaka worries about his thick Russian accent -

training
night and day
watchen John Travoltis very close
he is potential
he is gud
he has good looken bum in white slacks
but
but I tell you –
I will beat him – no contest on dancefloor
move over Terry- I now pushen for dance marathon in motion picture show
ven Hollywood Studio do Saturday Night Fever part 2 they call Bronco Bronk!

Bronco
x-military turned VIP bodyguard turned dancer turned first time actor
available + 27 076 075 2521
leave out the zero if calling from the Ukraine or Melbourne

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BRONCO BRONK HAS FETISH FOR MOUSE AND SLIP-ON’S

Bronco takes JCDC heel to Square dance class
crazy he can’t do the line-up in ladies footwear?
but reports say he has special luv interest for mouse plus the Trump’s!

½ Russian x-military man says

learn to dance gud
for Ivana and Ivanka
they-like
you-like
no bullsheet!
am fashion forward you must too know this
why to bring adidas trainers when you can do real gud
with Jean-Charles de Castelbajac
yes I see on colette catalogue
I purchase nice heel on de – veb!

image via highsnobette

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BRONCO BRONK WANTS TO TAKE BRUCE LA BRUCE ON SPECIAL DATE

Learn to dance dance dance first mister before you start doin time with Russian celebrity’s!
Bronco Bronk is now in L.A. doin time with a Square flyer

Will Ivanka Trump stand in line with Bronco?
Will Olivier Zham and Terry Richardson take time off and join Bronkville at class?
Will Bruce La Bruce answer Bronco’s 80 messages?

He learns to do it gud as he says..
Breakdance no gud
Hip Hop so 1990’s ghetto
Flamenco not gud
The waltz sheet
Ballroom sheet
Crumping real-shit
but Square- watch Madonna video next will be doin Midwestern knees-up!

ya know ya wana-
If you in California between Palms Springs and Bakersfield call now!

JOIN SINGLE SQUARE DANCERS USA click here

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BRONCO WANTS TO BE COWBUB

Bronco Bronk tells choco he may not have access to Terry Richardson’s wardrobe
shocking! but he wants to ride wild horses and on occasion a soft pony.

‘Vont be next fashion photographer. Vont shoot Heat and OK magazine.
Vont then Vogue. They must must do -it! Vont pages. Vont now. I start with white stetson cowbub!’

It’s not cowbub silly
..they call it cowboy mister Russian beefcake!

if you want to be like Bronco
an American hero like Rocky or Tootsie you can order your stetson online

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BRONCO BRONK WANTS TERRY’S ONE-PIECE

Bronco Bronk
who?
x-Russian military turned dancer turned VIP bodyguard
as discovered by chocolatecake whilst backstage at Lido Paris tells Mi-Mi Fukawaka,
‘In morning go ape. In afternoon go ape. In night time I go ape over Richardson man
new interweb one-piece.Vont wonderful jump suit! Vont gold rolex on arm! Vont now..’

Who designed it Terry?
Marjan Pejoski or Tom Ford?
Bronco wants bad!

more
terrysdiary.com

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HELLO MISTER WARD WE LOVE THE RED CARPET – YOU LOVE THE RED CARPET BUT TODAY ITS TAYLOR LAUTNER vs ROBERT PATTISON

Tony Ward doin a mix between Gene Simmons I AM KISS and I wear war-paint vs them boys starring in Twilight saga 3 Eclipse The Premiere takes place in x-hours in Hollywood and we think Barbra Straisand managed to get a ticket. Apparently like Bruce Weber she’s way-too-excited to catch a glimpse of Vampirism gone right in the 21st. Century.

Photo by Robin Black
LA’s new upstart/DIY PDF magazine download-pusher/fashion photographer/editor plus pancake maker
she’s friends with Alexi Wasser and Amanda De Cadanet .. and of course ya very own Mi-Mi Fukawaka
she is THE NEW TOUGH

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1 DAY LEFT-

choco luv James Dean
choco luv Elvis Presley
choco luv Marilyne Monroe
choco luv 6 stack pancakes
with a dolopp of cream and syrup
BUT they luv Twilight
MORE/MORE/MORE
enter/L.A./DOWNTOWN
teenybopper fanfare!
4 day camp-out
how many tents?
how many re-runs of the trailer?

TWILIGHT : ECLIPSE THE PREMIERE
24- 06 – 10
LOCATION NOKIA THEATRE HOLLYWOOD

WE LUV YOU KRISTEN!
peek
9000 fans plus x-thousand tents
via
dailymail
huffingtonpost
los angeles times

ps: we think Perez Hilton was spotted fast asleep in his make-do Louis Vuitton one-piece camper – a foxy little tent made
especially for uber-blogger!

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DADDY BUY ME A NICE HORSEY

Valerie Simpson from mid-England says,

Dont be sad Daddy!
I love you Daddy
I really do – but I love my Chanel Polo helmet loads

chanel online
a must-have accesory for all good schoolgirls

Daddy,
‘.. but this isn’t show jumping time in Hampshire, darling?’

I want to go ride horsey and I want to go now daaddddyyyyy!

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ADDICT

NEW MOON – 32 000 000 plus views on You Tube and counting..
6,391,384 Facebook Fans
ooooweee! and we are one of them
choco-team are addicts
Miss Wok ‘n Woll, tweeny just finished a private viewing of saga 2 on DVD
yes here in Afrika-land we a little behind
she went from well tweeny to teenybopper in one night!
download
replay
77 times say what?
giggle
gush
all over
Vamp plus Wolf-boy

move over ‘ twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are’
hello – Twilight Twilight saga saga one two and three!
Mi-Mi Fukwaka luvs Taylor Lautner in cut -off denin jeans by Levis but then so too does Bruce Weber who apparently
cant get enough of Teen Vogue’s Pin-Up

we dont blame you Bruce.. na na na – we dont!

ECLIPSE in theatres and IMAX June 30th
distributed by Summit Entertainment

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WAG’s DO CLEOPATRA CLUTCH


WAG
WAG
WAG
oh so many in Cape Town
ya know - wives+girlfriends of the boys who kick around the ball.
Gold Cleopatra Clutch by Lana Mark’s spotted at the local Wimpy in Melkbos.
The Portuguese ladies who love their football heroe’s wink-wink.. .follow in the footsteps of Angelina Jolie who also does the Cleo-clutch-thang! but then so too does Charlize Theron and Chloe Sevigny..Mi-Mi Fukawaka has her little eye on The Gatsby Tote in cognac alligator!

clutch includes
18K gold pavéd metalic alligator
35 carats of yellow sapphires

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BARBIE WANTS KEN BUT KEN WANTS BRONCO BRONK

nice boy broach by Yaz & Emel – apparently the 2 sisiter’s are princesses and linked to an ancient King of Egypt.
Mi-Mi Fukawaka luv luv luv Barbie and Barbie’s guy Ken!
KEN by Yazbukey
available Colette

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VIP BODYGUARD

Former Lido dancer hm! suspect turned VIP bodyguard
is flown into Afrika for France’s dual against Mexico
Kick-Off sum-time today 17-06-10
Introducing Bronco Bronk
He wears his make-shift Elton John jacket everywhere he goes

½ Russian
½ French
I protect and serve
Viva France
Viva

Bronco wears pur-fume but we call it cologne or you can say fraygrunt
day cologne Terre d’Hermès
night cologne Brit by Burberry quel traitor-traitor!
special occasion cologne Obsession by Calvin Klein
his agent tells choco ooo! an exclusive scoop that monsieur has his eye on Marc Jacobs for Men

consumes
smoked salmon imported from Scandanavia
tarte tartin
chocolate puff pastry’s from a lovely shop in Belgium
milky bar
potatoe salad
meat pie
kotlety chops baby chops!
oysters oh so many
cheese blintzers
syrniki tvorog-burgers

and he says, ‘ .. no I do not take vodka shots- how very 1960’s post Stalinist of you! ‘

photo chocolatcake
Bronco backstage Lido/Paris

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MOLWENI BAFETHU UMAILO WELITYE NDIYA WUTANDA NGOBA UMHLE IKAKA KODWA NDITANDA I TOYOTA COROLLA IIMOTO UMSUNU!

Xhosa-translate by choco
hayi-suka

‘I really love Rock music because it is the shit! but I really have a thing for my Toyota Corolla boom box, it very pretty it pretty is- I tell you brother!’

backstory

Jay-Z drives a Hummer
but here in the townships..they do the T+Corolla thang
’say what beeetch?- I’ll slap ya tiiiiite ass..
get inside mee fast car and no it aint a Porsche- kaka!
We do fast cars in Afrika. We do Toyota Corolla!’
location Cape Town
FIFA Green Point Stadium
in-car pampering services
1-play boom box
2-play Metro FM
3-stroke gear lever
4 -Jagermiester bombs available upon request

Toyota Corolla 1.86 GLS by Toyota
boom box by sum-addict

photo chocolatecake

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KICK – OFF

Afrikaaner Iron Maiden Vans as worn by loven bokke
ie: young-guns who run around the highfeld.. .
Highfeld-ya know the African bush anywhere between Killlarney and the Orange Free State!
Yeah they play ball in their laceless felt skoener pretending to be Renaldo!
Yeah seen first on ASVF cult blog

photo chocolatecake
shot on Canon 50D whateva!

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HOLA HOLA! FROM SOHO TO SOWETO

HOLA HOLA!
commes es tas? moooi bien
the Spanish are in town
ten’s of 1000’s of Spanish Fly’s
flooded the market
location: Afrika
raison d’etre FIFA-baby Feefffaaaa!

choco supports Spain
if Toro or is it Torres? Oh gosh if Fernando -
dont take it in group A/B/C or D at least MACHISMO can play nice
after dark in South Africa

Pedro Escartin Moran who managed the squad back in 1955 is said to be
lounging at a private Game Reserve where lots of wild buck
and pretty deer frolick about.. . yeah right!

Apparently he’s so riled-up for next week’s game that he’s too nervous
to venture out.. .so its re-runs of The Girls Of The Playboy Mansion vs Denise Richards: It’s Complicated

naughty naughty blogger
u should be supporting Bafana Bafana + The Queen’sold boys
gogogo Great Britian!
just cause you reigned supreme in the 15th Century as a Spanish Conquistador
whateva!

kit design by Adidas

photo chocolatecake
shot on Nokia 5megapixel

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ROAD WARRIOR

clad in Leather + 1/2 ripped vintage Levis -
the local Harley Davidson boys
well over 60+ male club
are Hell-raisen all over the N1 highway today!
Paarl
Pochestrum
Swellingdam
Kuilsrivier
Muizenburg
Clifton
u-name it- if its TAR they on it!
BananaBanana – we mean Bafana Bafana play Meccchico-city!
in x-hours
LIVE STREAM
FIFA 2010
woohoooooo!

every dop-whole ie: Afrkiaaner tavern meets dive-bar
is lined with Wild One’s
photo chocolatecake
shot on blackbeery curve 8900

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GIVE GIVE GIVE DAVID BECKHAM- NICE PRESENT


Mi-Mi Fukawaka and Skyeler buy a nice Rembrandt or is’t a Peecaso for Becks?

He kick em balls nice so we buy a pretty picture to hang on the wall whilst hanging in Johannesburg’s premiere Motel room’s. Yes this mister is doing time in Afrika..and his poppie Vikkie? Spotted in our local version of Heat Magazine. Sorry we dont do Starbucks on this continent but Nescafe is lovely! and no no no Misses Appleton from Harrow-on-the-Hill they not doing townships or skatepark presentations.Sorry for you! They ready oh so to support England vs the United States of bla! on Saturday 06-12-2010

FIFA/AFRIKA

photo chocolatecake
location Milnerton Cape Town

the car is a Toyota Corolla 1980 something-model
a local IT moto vehicle

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BILLY vs DJ FAT BOY SLIM

location Cape Town
raison d’etre couple-of-guys kicking a ball around
The Britts are in town
No darling- aint Dame Judy Dench or the Earl of Kent or is’t Windsor?
WOOHOOOO!
FIFA 2010
Fat Boy Slim plays Coolbrittania on 06-18-2010 and good ol Billy is looking to headline- Hey just cause monsieur Dizzie Rascal can’t make it don’t mean Khayeletisha’s golden boy is in with a shot! but we at choco just had to nudge the event organizers!

Vote for Billy! He sings nice real nice

Chocolate Cake Soundsystem – Ya know Miss Wok ‘n Woll, tweeny and Skyeler are doin over time at Virgin Active Gym just in case they get the call that Dino + Nickie Fat Boy Slim’s dj-buddies are spending too much time in the local Afrikaaner strip-palace, Teazers, just off Goodwood highway ‘ sorry Mr.Cook we simply simply cant make it!’

Coolbrittania is sponsored by Adidas and Durex
ooooo! sneakers + blow up balloons
lovely combo

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SKYELER HAD A THING FOR BRITNEY SPEARS BUT NOW ITS YO-LANDI VISSER

Die Antwoord lead singer-songwriter-rapper-dancer-we think mommy and now
South Africa’s most prized pussy.
Skyeler who the f_ck? has the kind of crush on Yo-landi Visser that Bella Swan had for the James Dean type meets Vampire with a great hairdo in the Twilight saga. It’s gotta be the gold spandex American Apparel or is it Mr.Price tites that do-it for him?wooohooooooo!

photo chocolatecake
ps: nothing like a good ol romantic – Zef rap rave fantasy
another ps: Skyeler is a local actor - well amateur dramatics turned fashion photographer wannabe turned blogger for POP turned dolphin activist bla!
when we say local we dont mean Hollywood! we talking Bantry Bay

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WHITE TRASH RAP IS KIF KIF KIF EKSE!


in afrikaans

DIE ANTWOORD IS BAAIE MOOI FOKN RAP vs sing-along anthem
DANKIE MENEER WATKIN TUDOR JONES aka NINJA plus yo lekker stikkie
missie YO-LANDI VISSER- GATEAU-POP HOU VAN JOU OHSOHEAVY-RAVE-MACHINE!
TAKE PLUMPSTEAD EN HIERDIE KAAP SE PRETTY-BOKKE VIR HIERTEMAL POMP
JOU MA SE PUS EKSE! LEISTER VIR MY-OOOKA!
$O$ IS BETTER KAK THAN DR.DRE’S KAK-PRAGTIG

in english

Die Antwoord is Ninja + Yo-Landi Visser + sum Afrikaans DJ Hi-Tek
choco was front row oowweee!
in Cape Town 3ArtsPlump-stead 05 06 2010 to see our new rap guru-team
YO
YO
YO
YO
local is lekker taking the interweb plus Interscope Records to the next level
WE LOVE ELVIS
WE LOVE BARRY MANILOW
WE LOVE 6 STACK PANCAKES
BUT WE REALLY LOVE ZEF RAP RAVE CREW

photo chocolatecake

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IN AFRIKA YA ONLY NEED A PLANK –


1 x plank
1 x trucks
1 x USA wheels
1 x Adidas sticker
ya-got-ya self a South African
skateboard rookie meets surf shaper
oowwee!
he shapes choco’s super loose 3 fin -Fish’s
Glen Row’s board company is called BITCH..so what his DIY skate-machine’s are called THE BRAT?

on any given Sunday just off Fresnaye Avenue Cape Town you will spot the whizz + wooo hooo-skater!
he’ll shape it for you- no not a bum-tuck or boobie re-do.. but a surfobordo as the Japanese like to call it
email info@bitch-surf.com

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